anglosexual:

chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

(via pizza)

pizza:

graffeti:

i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you

ohhh so that’s why no one ever talks to me!

(Source: foodnun, via pizza)

rumour:

Ugly people who have hot boyfriends/girlfriends give me so much hope

(via sincerely-mariz)

neopiacentral:

*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*

(via sincerely-mariz)

• me: i need to lose weight
• me: gains weight

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

(via sincerely-mariz)