"Wow, what a butthole."

Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation  (via gaykinq)

(Source: tehjeff, via carlonisyndrome)

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle, via carlonisyndrome)

"Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner"

favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

(via bigbootychaylow)

"Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong."

wigglytuffs:

what do you mean you’re “not a dog person”? are you feeling okay? do you need to lie down?

(via bigbootychaylow)

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt, via drifting-anchor)

matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

(via drifting-anchor)